Famous Programmers' School:
"(an advertisement that appeared in the April 1982 issue of BYTE magazine, page 383)
Do you have a restless urge to program?
Do you want the instant respect that comes from being able to use technical terms that nobody understands?
Do you want to strike fear and loathing into the hearts of DP managers everywhere?
If so, then let the Famous Programmers' School lead you on . . .
into the world of professional computer programming."