Thursday, May 29, 2008

The Fed | 22.0: How to Succeed in Lit Hum Without Really Trying

The Fed | 22.0: How to Succeed in Lit Hum Without Really Trying:
"Instructor: What do you think the author’s meaning was behind this book?
Student: I personally find it similar to the genocide in Darfur.
Instructor: But we’re reading Pride and Prejudice.
Student: Just as the weeping mothers in Darfur find no solace, neither will Lizzy in her search for the true love to complete her being.
Instructor: Lizzy and Darcy just got married.
Student: Are you condoning genocide? The wailing little children will never forget the hypocrisy of America! Diversity! Fair trade! Hurricane Katrina!
Instructor: (silence)"