"IT'S THE SMELL OF TEXAS HOME COOKIN' -- and I don't mean that beef stuff they pass off as barbecue.
UPDATE: The barbecue-related hatemail pours in: 'The culinary delight that is Texas barbecue obviously exceeds your otherwise good taste. May your in-box overflow until you take those hateful words back.'
Actually, that beef stuff is pretty good. It's just not, you know, actual barbecue."
